I’m stoked about the new Real World: Las Vegas.
It’s nice to finally have something waiting for me on my DVR when I get home from work late on Wednesday nights, but I have a request: Can we please just skip the first episode of each new Real World series?
I don’t care about their lame submission videos.
I don’t care about where they are from or how cool they are back home.
Also, it’s painful to watch all of the foreshadowing. As they establish everyone’s back story, we all have to fend off the urge to fast-forward through all of the “Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend” questions and all of the calls back home where the significant others try not to sound jealous when they inquire about roommates that could be a threat to their relationships.
Just get to the drinking and 6-way kissing bitches in the hot tub already.
I almost hate that they flashed forward at the end when they played the “Coming up-on this season of the Real World: Las Vegas” piece because had they not, my blog today would have proved to be prophetic. Because one, I could somehow tell from the look in Adam’s eyes that he likes trouble. The kind of trouble where he gets loaded and punches holes in walls and breaks coffee tables for attention. They type that scares females in the room enough to call the cops.
Nany is a slore. It’s rare that you call a girl who’s in the midst of a 6-year relationship a slore, but I said it-and I stand by it. She wanted to give Adam mouth-sex from the first moment she saw him. There may not have been anything more funny in RW history than watching Nany (supposedly in a “serious” relationship) vent her obvious jealousy for the slunts Adams brought home the first couple of nights. It won’t be long until Adam is “ears deep” in Nany. Unfortunately, MTV already showed them kissing in the flash-forward segment, so I'm not going to look as awesome when it happens.
Dustin seems cool. It’s fascinating to me how he knows women are so territorial that, if he kissed Heather, he would never be able to bring another female back to the house for the rest of the show…AND HE STILL DID IT. I love it. Heather is very “wifey,” so if a roommate was going to throw away his entire experience (that includes random “Vegas Sex” with an incalculable number of hot females in their 20’s for someone) I would say Heather was an understandable play.
Leroy reminds me of Justin Tuck and I can’t think of anything other than that.
It is so embarrassing to watch Michael talk to women. So much so, that I may have to >> through those segments for the rest of the series.
I am intrigued by the chick from BX. Due to the geography and population of NYC, girls from that area are used to being constantly bombarded by men left and right. With all of the guys in the house looking to hammer different strays every night (or dating Heather) BX is going to have to do some naked hot tubbing for attention. If not, I look for the bi-sexual angle, possibly.
All-in-all, I’m turnt up for this season.
I still miss Irulan…
You’re welcome,
