I hate working for the man, so I am always looking for a way to get rich quick. My friends and I toss out ideas on the regular in hopes that we can get something lucrative rolling. I am happy to report I think I have it all figured out.
I have been collecting this data for a while subconsciously, but only recently realized that no woman in history has been able to tell the difference between Standard Definition and High-Definition television.
Don’t even try to correct me because we all know I am right.
All men, at one point in time or another, have played the game where we flip back and forth between the SD and HD versions of the same channel and ask the nearest woman if she can tell the difference, to which she inevitably answers, “They look the same.” Or, my other favorite: when your girlfriend moves to a new apartment and asks DirecTV to set her up with a SD DVR box for her 1080i flat-screen. Or, my other favorite: when you come home to watch something you had your girl DVR for you…and she DVR-ed it in SD.
Given this, I have made the decision to put the wheels in motion to form a technology company (specifically geared toward women) which produces small, flat-screen televisions that display images in Standard Definition only. They will look, weigh, feel, and cost the same as actually HDTVs, but will cost far less to produce due to their shitty screens and lack of HDMI hardware-which will lead to larger financial margins for my company.
Women won’t be able to resist an expensive television that displays a terrible picture if it has interchangeable pink, red, and white faceplates.
Ladies, I don’t mean to pick on you, it’s just hard not to sometimes because you are all stupid.
You’re welcome,
